I've been having a chocolate craving for about a week now. These types of cravings seem to slowly creep up on me...at first, I might not notice it. Then, as time passes, I will think of chocolate and say "yum." Soon, chocolate begins to be all I can think about. I will sit on the couch, muttering "chocolate, chocolate, chocolate," until Todd, who may or may not think I've finally lost it, consents to take me to the store to buy some chocolate.
Or, alternately, says that we'll go buy some chocolate, gets me in the car, and drives to the Home Depot.
"Why aren't we going to Food City, hun? It's right across the street."
"....We're going to Home Depot."
"YOU TRICKED ME!?!"
"No I didn't. You can get chocolate there."
"...."
I did get chocolate from the check-out line. But I maintain that it was still a dirty, rotten trick.
Now, I don't have anything against Home Depot...most of the time. But after moving into a house, it seems like we're
always going to Home Depot. And Home Depot trips always last longer than you expect. Plus, I'm confronted by too many options and styles, most of which we can't afford/don't want to spend the money on. Then, we'll wander down some innocuous aisle and Todd will stop to look at some obscure tool/material/pipe/machine. Meanwhile, I will just sit there and tilt my head to the side while trying to forestall the "glazed over cross-eyed" look. To avoid this scenario, I just try to stay away from Home Depot. Sometimes it works....when I'm not bribed with chocolate.
Tonight, though, my chocolate craving was satiated by the ultimate dessert: Hot Chewy Fudge Brownies with Reesee's Pieces cooked inside them and....get this....vanilla ice cream. It's delicious. No, delicious isn't strong enough. Trying to find words to describe the experience of this dessert tonight is impossible. Let's just say that I hugged my bowl and could hardly talk for at least 5 minutes while I reveled in the chocolate experience.
Now I'm full, tired, and content. Mmm mmm mmm.
And I have no worries about future chocolate cravings. Safeway was having a sale on brownies...I have 6 more boxes of brownie mix in my cupboard. Mwhahaha!