You've been warned. Dun dun dun.
Now, as for the actual movie experience: Todd and I went to the 11:00pm showing of this movie on July 4th. We saw it in 3-D. I'm not sure if balancing the 3-D movie glasses on my own glasses for 2 hours was worth the 3-D experience of this movie. Doing it for Avatar? Yes, probably. But the 3-D effects in this movie almost seemed like an afterthought. There weren't many impressive 3-D effects and for much of the time, if my head hadn't been tilted and my glasses holding up the weight of the 3-D glasses, I wouldn't have even realized it was a 3-D movie. So that was a little disappointing.The other disappointing thing about this movie...The acting. By the time the first 4 lines of the film were said, I was cringing. It's wasn't overtly terrible (or maybe that is just me trying to be nice). It just wasn't believable in the context of the film. That was the case throughout the movie. The timing, expressions, and tone of the actors just seemed...off. It really detracted from my movie-going experience.
And the acting wasn't the only thing that felt off throughout the film. The whole pacing of the movie seemed off. It was easy to tell that they were trying to speed things along to fit the movie timeline. I understand that it's difficult to encompass the multitude of nuances inherent in a story into a film. But the movie seemed so quickly paced that it was almost nauseating in its predictability.
Example (HERE'S THE SPOILER/PLOT): Find boy. Boy is Avatar. Boy is taken and escapes from confused Fire Lord's son. Boy travels with Girl and Brother and creates multiple rebellion in Earth Realm. Group goes to Water City, Battle, Boy Finds Power, End. Oh, and in the process of that the random Brother from the small villages falls in love with the Princess of the Water City (who, of course, must be sacrificed in order to revive the Moon Spirit).
It honestly has all the trappings of a classic fantasy voyage and I think that they could have made it work well with the correct pacing. As it was...the movie crushed it all together so that it seemed as ridiculous as my previous paragraph.
I think that maybe all of these combined to make a kind of disappointing experience precisely because I was looking forward to this film. I like the idea for the story (classic fantasy genre stuff). I really feel that, if properly done, the movie could have been epic. As it stands, I doubt we'll see any sequels in the theater. It's probably worth a Redbox $1 to me to see them, but not a lot more than that.
I'm sorry if my review upsets anyone. Like I said, I honestly wanted to really like this movie. But it just wasn't meant to be.

